Don’t be grumpy! We’re giving away free stuff!
Write a nice little piggy-related haiku or limerick. Type it into the comments section below by midnight PST on Monday, July 1. Let’s limit it to 1 haiku and 1 limerick per person.
The top 3 entries (as judged by moi!) will each win 2 of our Seasonal Stationery Subscriptions ($50 value). One for you (the winner), and one for you to gift to a friend. (This is the summer mailing benefiting Pigs Peace Sanctuary and shipping out around July 10.)
Make your entry funny or deep (or both? Are you that good??). Whatever you’re in the mood for! Haikus must be the 5/7/5 kind. (Count those syllables.)
PS: Remember that this whole thing is about being nice to pigs, so entries involving bacon worship aren’t going to win.